The Pessimist at Large

golgothasundead:

laughingstation:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

I GOT SCARED BECAUSE MY MOM JUST LEFT THE HOUSE.

i love my momma

You will laugh out loud!

(ooc because i lava my mommy

because she is awesome :D

and also because I wanna take her to see Iron Maiden this August ouo)

(Source: steezy-fxkn-jayy)

Sitting at my desk watching 6teen. The Star Wars cosplayers are running around having a lightsaber fight. “Dorks,” I mumble to myself, shaking my head.

And that’s when I remember I’m sitting at my desk, meticulously cutting out the pieces for my new Gundam I bought at the comic book store yesterday. Dork.

(Source: a-similarstring)

It actually works well. All spider-haters should own one. You don’t have to go near the creepy-crawlies to dispose of them, whether in the toilet or outside. (I put them outside. Since you have the means of moving them without hurting [or touching] them, you may as well.) Works with other bugs too!

cloverhigh:

switching between my facebook tab and my tumblr tab makes me feel like hannah montana